Dirty Mouth

How did I miss this classic?





Irate Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
Husband: What the French toast?
Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Wife: Pickle you kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.

A ruckus ensues, but thanks to Orbit gum, now it's all PG-13. Fabulous!

Sellout.

I thought Tay had an agenda but he's just an opportunist.

Chuck Likes Huck

Touch The Brazilians

The band who performs that ubiquitous iPod Touch jingle is from Sao Paulo.

You Gotta See This!

The sheer creativity of this commercial blows my little mind.

I still have no idea what they're selling.